Someone stole my license plate. Good shit, New York.

Here you go. The ALS challenge acceptance for Lou Gehrig’s disease. I nominate my brother Joseph. #als

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totallymarriedriversong:

"Neither of us are paragons of physical perfection. That’s why I pitched that nude-photo idea: It’s as if we were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but of course we’re not. Yet before we met with you, Nick told me how beautiful I looked in my pajamas in the hotel. I didn’t really, by somebody else’s standards, but it’s very nice to hear that, especially as an actress in Hollywood."
-Megan Mullally with husband Nick Offerman

totallymarriedriversong:

"Neither of us are paragons of physical perfection. That’s why I pitched that nude-photo idea: It’s as if we were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but of course we’re not. Yet before we met with you, Nick told me how beautiful I looked in my pajamas in the hotel. I didn’t really, by somebody else’s standards, but it’s very nice to hear that, especially as an actress in Hollywood."

-Megan Mullally with husband Nick Offerman

(via nightmarecreature)